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Thursday, March 17, 2011

Hate Me

    Hate me because I'm white, middle class, and going places.  Hate me because I'm a Christian and screw it up every day that rolls.  Hate me because I'm in college and don't really care about much.  Hate me because I have long hair.  Hate me because I have the best friends in the world.  Hate me because I seem cocky.  Hate me because I steal people's styles.  Hate me because I read GQ.  Hate me because I won't hate you.  Hate me because I am critical.  Hate me because I'm a cynic. Hate me because I LOVE Glee.  Hate me because I want to be Captain Jack Sparrow.  Hate me because I like Lady GaGa and Ke$ha.  Hate me because I work with a team of football players.  Hate me because I have stuffed animals.  Hate me because I wear plaid swimming trunks.  Hate me because I sing with the car windows down.  Hate me because I think about everything and have opinions about it all.  Hate me because I don't like westerns, James Bond, or beer.  Hate me because I'm weird.  Hate me because I have a crush on Zooey Deschanel.  Hate me because I still like Hansen.  Hate me because I'm a virgin.  Hate me because I won't drink even once I'm 21.  Hate me because I wear flip flops in mid winter.  Hate me because I try to rap with Eminem.  Hate me because I'm a blogger.  Hate me because I can wing my speech and make an A.  Hate me because I'm a Kobe fan.  Hate me because I have a man crush on Johnny Depp.  Hate me because I spend my paycheck on movies and stock.  Hate me because I would rather watch a Disney movie than an action movie.  Hate me because I am in love with God.  Hate me because I have the mind of a 8 year old.  Hate me because I believe in love.  Hate me because I dream.  Hate me because I'm Batman.  Hate me because I love my family.  Hate me because I wear a bandanna for no reason.  Hate me because I'm so different.

     I'm begging you to hate me.  Punch me, spit at me, cuss me out, throw sticks and stones at me, avoid me, start rumors, glare, do whatever makes you feel right.  But please, please, please fall in love with hating me.  Because I'm not going anywhere.

2 comments:

  1. What an interesting post. It's so strange, I read your posts and I feel like I wrote them hahaha.

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  2. I know! I'm so glad I stumbled upon your blog!

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